How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.