How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.