How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...