Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.