Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.