Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress