Quidditch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.