Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
A: Her navel.
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters
