Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time