Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.