Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.