Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.