Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."