Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Previous Random Joke Next

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.