Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.