Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."