Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.