Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.