What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.