Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.