Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.