Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.