Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.