Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.