What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !