What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.