Because he's got a hollow-weenie.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
They have hollow weenies!
Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
Because he has a hollow-weenie
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
He had a hollow-weenie
Because her husband had a hollow weenie
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he had a Halloweenie!
Cause he has a Halloweenie
They make a Daily Prophet.
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
They both want tablets for Christmas.
Cotton balls
Apart from the Spelling?
Mount Rushmore.
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
He dumped his girlfriend.
Old Bae
