Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.