How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.