Workout Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Blackbeard Jokes More Blackbeard Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)