Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Bar Stool Jokes More Bar Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.