Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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Upside Jokes More Upside Jokes

What is the most popular cheese in "the Upside Down"?

Demogorgonzola

What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.