Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !