Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!