Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.