Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.