It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
He castanet
Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.
About 7 beers.
7-Eleven on the dot.
Because "Kindle" was taken.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Samsung Not Explode