Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!