What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.