What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.