What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.