Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What is a toad's favorite genre of music?

Hip hop.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard