Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

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What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.