Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.