Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt