Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.