White Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.