Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.