Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere