Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)