Apple Watch Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.