Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh