Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ?

Boris with more knock knock jokes !

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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They fight back.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

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Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ?

Boris with more knock knock jokes !

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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Avo, CA does.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!