What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

O Jokes More O Jokes

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

H Jokes More H Jokes

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.