Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
you put it in the water
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Four. O, double-u and e.
Student: A variable who don't need no man
Student: "A heart attack."
Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
A pao-erful change
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V