Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
5 minutes talk to wife.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Put it in water
Because its in the middle of water!!!
A double-vowel shotgun.
Student: "Alive".
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
A pao-erful change
I was 10 years old yesterday.
Because G had.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
