How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...