How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.