Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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They are both over the counter strike

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The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

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Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.