Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs