Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What was the kings name?

King Philip the Third.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.