How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What do you call four drowning spanish teachers?

Cuatro sinko. )

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.