How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.