Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill