Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.