Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!