What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.