Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.