Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !