Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.