What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.