What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.