A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
He kept coming out of no where
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
A: A wind tunnel.
A: Because red means stop.
Because 7 8 9.
The odds are against them.
Seymour Hare.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)