Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.